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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Morning folks. During my little hiatus I thought I would try my hand at baking something to contribute towards the Xmas dinner. It took a few trys, but, damn, it was fun!

Christmas Cake recipe

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.

To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

Make sure the vodka is still okay. Try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer.

Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.

Check the vodka.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 defrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turnerer.

Throw the bowl through the window.

Check the vodka again and go to bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS !!!


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