Saturday, May 27, 2006
A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, 'What trip?'
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
I know they're groaners but the price is right. I'm saving the good (?) ones for the premium package, soon to be available.
What can I say, I got bored. Besides, you wanted to see a before and after picture.
Don't forget to click the volume thingy up.
Trucker Bob blogged at 3:35 AM