Morning folks. Well, once again I'm drillin' a dry hole. Can't seem to think of anything to natter about that even I would be interested in, let alone you guys. So instead of trying, I'll show you one of the ways I waste time on here, and issue a challenge at the same time.
This game requires a bit of time, which I have lot's of, but if word puzzles are something you enjoy, give it a try. At times I do pretty well at it, but other times I get a big ol' case of stupid. My best score so far, over the 10 games allowed, is 146,300, so give it a try and let me know how you did. You'll probably want to turn your speakers down because there is an annoyingly repetitive bit of music with it.
Another game I play on here simply frustrates me because it doesn't matter how good you might be at forming words from random letters, if the letters aren't there, well duh! At any rate my best score so far is 1950, so you should be able to beat that.
I haven't done any Bush-whackin' for a while so, with all that is going on in the world, I thought it time to be reminded of who is in charge. We're doomed!
Take care guys.
Trucker Bob blogged at 3:09 AM
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Sunday, July 30, 2006
Morning folks. I'm glad I don't have anything earth-shattering to natter about today, as if I ever do, because this is the fourth time I've tried to put even this up.
What's causing this is a good ol' fashioned thunder storm, the kind that almost rattles the walls, and keeps shutting the power off. No rain yet, but hoo boy!, is it noisy. With all the racket, and the digital clocks blinking, you'd think that L'il Bear would at least stir, but it takes a lot to rouse him.
Other than this bit of excitement there's not much happening here, which is kind of enviable with all the tragedies unfolding in the world. When will man ever learn that wars do not solve anything.
Before I go on a rant I think I'll just say enjoy the rest of your weekend, and give thanks that we live in a part of the world that is relatively peaceful.
Trucker Bob blogged at 5:54 AM
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Saturday, July 29, 2006
A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
A woman was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and she says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." The husband, thinking it's his lucky day, makes love to her on the kitchen table. Afterward he says, "What was that all about?" She says, "The egg timer's broken!"
A man went to the dentist because his tooth was hurting. The dentist told him after the examination that he needed a root canal. The man replied, "O.K. lets do it." The dentist told him he will feel a pinch when he gives him the shot of the numbing agent. The man says, "No, Doc, I am allergic to that." The doctor tells him, "O.K., then, we'll give you nitrous oxide." The man says, "I am allergic to the gas." So, then the doctor gives him two pills with a glass of water and the man takes it. The doctor comes back in 10 minutes and the man says, "Doc, will those two blue pills kill the pain?" The doctor replies, "No, that was Viagra." The man says, "Viagra? I don't need that! What's that going to do for me?" The doctor replies, "Well, it'll give you something to hang onto."
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist. She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no man will come near me and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch, and we'll get started.
And finally, one for my bud Peter, the rascal.
Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Trucker Bob blogged at 4:41 AM
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Friday, July 28, 2006
Morning folks. Well, it looks like I'll live to fight another day, although I've got to admit that each time I have one of these episodes it gets a little harder to bounce back.
I've never really been given an explanation as to what is happening up there other than being told that, because the tumor is curled around the carotid artery, I'm very susceptible to having a stroke. Also, because it's up against the optic nerve, each time my vision gets a little blurry I pretty well know what's coming.
This is just one of the many reasons the trip was important to me. While it was great to have "taken my life back", it comes with conditions. That's why I wanted to travel the roads I spent so much of my life on. 10,000+ miles in 4 weeks might seem like a lot of driving, but if it hadn't been for those #$% motel rooms, I'd still be out there.
I'm still very serious about buying an RV, but I've got to be smart about it. The only thing I'm really sure about is that I'm NOT going to lay down.
In a way I'm glad it happened because I was getting a little too exuberant about things. Time to take stock, prioritize things, but mainly give thanks for the great life I do have. The rest will fall into place on it's own, but in the meantime I'm just glad to be here, so get ready for more inane nattering and goofiness. Things like pondering the age-old question.
Hope you enjoy your week-end. It will be the usual fare around here, so if you can, stop by, you're always welcome. Now I've got to go and answer those pesky (NOT!) comments. Thanks guys.
Trucker Bob blogged at 3:40 AM
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Thursday, July 27, 2006
Morning folks. Just popped in to let you know that all is well, for the most part. I'm a little slow on the draw today because I just finished kickin' Timmy's butt.
Every once in a while he has to let me know that he's still up there, usually during the night. This time was no different, the crippling pain hit about 1 am. As always it didn't last long, but it drains me. Because I've taken myself off all the pain medication I just have to tough it out. Besides, I've got to be tough to handle this audience. What a rough crowd, NOT!!
I'll be back to my wascally self in no time, meanwhile it's back to your regularly scheduled programming. Me, I'm going to try out my new remote.
See ya later guys.
Trucker Bob blogged at 10:46 AM
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Morning folks. Well, it looks like we survived the Big Heat of '06. Although it's still record-breaking hot up country, here at the coast it's almost back to normal. Yesterday in fact was quite nice, so I sort of went back to RV shopping.
Because this town has become so nouveau riche there is no such thing as parking a large RV anywhere near where I live so I went looking for a home for one. With only one park available I figured it would be pricey, but damn, $168/week, plus taxes! When I explained I only needed storage I was told their storage yard was full. What a surprise! Looks like I've got a lot of homework to do before I take the plunge.
Yesterday's goofing around with that ridiculously priced tequila made me wonder what kind of RV I could get for that kind money. For the cost of just 3 bottles this beauty could be on it's way north.
This thing actually has a stronger engine than my last truck did, and it would haul 80,000 lbs down the road like a raped ape. If I had that home on wheels you'd never see me again, wait, you haven't seen me yet. I think the heat has gotten to me, NAH!, just having a little fun.
I hope you realize this is just day-dreaming, which is harmless. As for a Wish List, I don't have one, nor would I ever, because truth be told I'm doing fine. But if you insist....heh heh. And yes Hoss, I do have the URL for this one.
Heard from my ol' bud Box-car last night, and I don't envy him a bit because I've been there and done that. He's in Laredo TX. waiting for his trailer to come back from Mexico. For a whole lot of reasons (insurance etc.) most companies hire a Mexican trucking firm to take the load in, get it unloaded, and bring the trailer back. If he's real lucky it will have most of it's wheels etc. if and when it finally arrives. He's been there for 2 days now and they're telling him they can't find it. You can make a lot of tacos with 44,000 lbs of beef.
Take care guys, see ya tomorrow.
Trucker Bob blogged at 3:18 AM
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Morning folks. I think an explanation is due, lest you think I've become a blog wh**e for placing ads on here. I was innocently playing around checking things out, and didn't realize I had gone past the point of no return until I refreshed my page and saw them. I was still looking for the place to put the code in my template and preview it when I noticed it was already there. Now that they're up I'll leave them, but try to alter the size and maybe color.
Another thing I've noticed on some pages is a Wish List. While reading the paper yesterday, and trying to cope with the heat, I got to thinking about a nice COLD margarita. What made me think that way was an article about a product made from this.
You'll of course recognize that as blue Agave. A company has just come out with a brand of tequila that is made from 100% blue agave, aged 6 years, and sold in either a half pure platinum bottle, or a half gold with platinum decoration.
So the first item on my wish list is either bottle of Tequila Ley .925 "Pasion Azteca". Because they are a bit pricey, if you want to hold off until my Birthday, or Xmas, I'll understand.
How pricey are they? I was afraid you'd ask. Remember now, this would just be a one-time thing. How nice of you.
Platinum.....$225,000 Gold.....$150,000
There are only 66 bottles available, so you might want to avoid the rush and get your orders in early.
The weather is finally cooling off a bit, at 11 am yesterday it was only 100 degrees on my deck compared to 106 on Friday. Enough already! While over at Dudette's site looking at some great pictures, I read where it was the same where she lives. Having worked for a few trucking companies in her city over the years I know there's no escape from the heat there. At least here we can hit the beach.
Stay cool guys, and if all you can send is the gold one, I'll understand. After all things are a little tight these days. heh heh
Oops, just about forgot. Bob turns 45 today, Happy Birthday son!!
Trucker Bob blogged at 3:05 AM
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Monday, July 24, 2006
Morning folks. Bobby's team, sadly, lost their last game, but they are definitely not losers in our eyes. To have gone all the way to the championship game is quite an accomplishment, and one that I'm sure they'll remember for a long time.
Bob said that when they presented the Canada jackets to the winning team it was tough for him, but that Bobby handled it well. I guess character is one of the many things he has instilled in Bobby.
Now I have something to discuss with the members of the Harem. You know I've been faithful, but I'm not sure how much longer my resolve will last. The trouble began when I bought a bottle of my favorite cologne while on the trip.
This stuff is so powerful that I have trouble keeping my hands off myself, so you can imagine the problems I'm having with members of the "weaker sex".
Easy now!
Then to add to it I'm doing something I always thought was a little poofy for a crusty ol' dude like me. Because there was a hair-dryer in all the motel rooms I stayed in I figured "why not". So now when I go out with my blow-dried coif and my smell-good on I can't carry a big enough stick to beat them off.
I'll hold on as long as I can, but it's getting hard. Okay, that's enough!
The weather is still far too hot here, but thankfully it hasn't dampened my goofiness. Life is a tough enough slog sometimes that I feel a little laughter truly is good medicine. I know it works for me!
Haven't been doing any you-know-what shopping because of the weather, and with the long-range forecast of more of the same, I'm beginning to think the Yukon trip might be a project for next year. Something might pop up, but the window is narrowing.
Hope the week ahead is a good one for you. Thanks for coming by.
Trucker Bob blogged at 4:18 AM
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Sunday, July 23, 2006
Good muggy, sweltering, too hot to sleep, Sunday morning folks. I've never pooh-poohed the Global Warming theory, and this is just proof, to me at least, that something is happening to the global climate. Yesterday was overcast here which just served to hold the heat in to the point that even the trees look like they're sweating. Enough already!
On the good news front, Bobby's team has won all their games in the tournament so far and will play for the championship today at 10 am Pacific time. I was proud as punch of him for just making the tournament, but now I'm ecstatic. The fact that son Bob took his family over makes it even more special. They have their RV trailer set up by the ocean, and at the end of each day the team gathers around the camp fire, along with their friends, to have times that they will all long remember.
Everyone wants their children to have it better than they did, and thanks to Bob and his wife being such a great parents, that is certainly the case here. I have a lot of respect for the job he has done as a Dad, and I'm sure little Bobby will carry on the tradition.
It's funny how things work out. Before they left I asked Bob what Bobby's strengths and weaknesses were. He told me that the team looked up to him as a leader, he is a good first baseman with a great arm, can steal bases seemingly at will, but he struggles with the bat. Well guess what, as of last night's game he was batting 680. Go figure!
If his team doesn't emerge victorious today I won't be disappointed in the least. He has given us all something to be excited about. If they do win I'm already jockeying for a chaperone position on the trip to Maryland. Since Bob is the manager of the team, I think I have a good shot. wink wink
Just pecking this post out has made me forget about the heat, so thanks for the ride Bobby, you're a wonderfui grandson.
Win or lose, they'll be home later today. Then it's off with the RV to the Kootenays for 10 days. Since Boop is house-sitting for them, it gives her more time to spoil the dog and rabbits. I swear, ice cubes in their water? Ya gotta love her!
Take care guys, and thanks for letting me share.
Trucker Bob blogged at 4:46 AM
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Saturday, July 22, 2006
Before I get to today's guffaws and chortles I'm happy, and proud, to tell you that Bobby's team has won their first two games! YESS!! Both games were stopped in the fourth inning because the scores were 11-1, and 18-1. Warms the cockles o' me heart.
SCHOOL
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"
THE TRICK
The little boy greeted his grandma with a hug and said, I’m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he had been promising us.
The grandmother was curious.
What trick is that my dear? She asked.
The little boy replied, I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again.
HUNTING
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
'Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground.'
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, 'You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!'
The other added 'Yeah, but we're getting farther and farther away from the truck!'
*I realize they are groaners, but cut me some slack here guys, it's hard to find suitable material when the sweat is running into your eyes. They're calling for even hotter weather today so I might as well move into the shower, instead of hourly visits. There is only a week or so each year when I could use A/C, and this is the week!*
Trucker Bob blogged at 4:06 AM
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Friday, July 21, 2006
Morning folks. Well, once again I don't really have anything to natter about but wanted to at least put in an appearance. Guess I was in the mood for some ha-ha's yesterday because I spent some time looking around different sites, and thought you might get a giggle out of this joke, and the video below.
An older couple decided that their memory was so bad that they would have to start writing things down in order to remember them. One evening, the husband got up from watching TV and said he was going to the kitchen; he asked his wife if she wanted anything.
Wife: 'Yes, I would like some ice cream.'
As he set off, the wife said, 'Write it down.'
Husband: 'I can remember ice cream.'
Wife: 'But I also want strawberries on my ice cream. Write it down'
Husband: 'I can remember ice cream with strawberries.'
Wife: 'But I also want whipped cream on the strawberries.'
The husband took off without writing it down. He was gone for a while and when he came back, he was carrying bacon and eggs.
Wife: 'Now see what you've done? You forgot the toast!
It's not often that I appreciate being retired, but with the hot weather settling in, and more to come, I must admit it's nice not to be out there fighting traffic, sitting all day burning up fuel waiting to get loaded, etc etc. It's good to take stock once in a while, because then we realize we don't have it so bad.
Take care guys. /////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ This is the temperature on my deck at 11 am.
Trucker Bob blogged at 3:12 AM
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Thursday, July 20, 2006
Morning folks. Just popped in to say Hi, and to tell you that all is quiet here on the western front. Sort of the ol' no news is good news.
I've started back on the fitness regimen, although it's more out of boredom than anything, because my weight is staying the same as when I left on the trip. Maybe I finally learned some proper eating habits.
Have to be careful to not spend so much time on here that I end up taking root like this guy:
Hope you're all doing well. See you tomorrow.
Trucker Bob blogged at 4:07 AM
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Morning folks. I'm sure you're as tired as I am of this blankety-blank RV shopping, so this will be the last nattering about it, unless or until I actually find one to buy.
I had arranged to meet the fellow at 10 am yesterday to look at the RV du jour.I arrived at the upscale park a bit early, found the unit, and while waiting for him, looked it over a bit. Not too impressed for the price, $79K, but waited around for him to show up before making any decisions.
At 10:20 a lady came out of the reception building and managed to look and talk down to me as she asked what I was doing there. I explained why I was there, obviously not to her satisfaction, because she wanted to know when I had spoke to him. After telling her that, she told me that the fellow had just gone for breakfast with her husband and that I was to wait.
You'll be proud of me because I managed to keep my cool as I walked to my car as she was telling me that I HAD to wait. I knew that if I let one word out the rest would not make me proud of myself.
So there's one left. It's at a dealer's where I actually like and get along with the salesman, a retired RCMP sergeant. It's more motor-home than I need but I've made a tentative offer contingent on them having the transmission looked at. So far they're not too fussy, but the ball is in their court. When they refused to give me a 30-day drive-train warranty that pretty well told me what I needed to know. We'll see.
My son Bob and family are off to Nanaimo on Vancouver Island this morning to attend the baseball finals that grandson Bobby's team is in. You guys are always generous with the good wishes, and I really need them this time. If his team is victorious they go next to Maryland to play teams from as far away as the Dominican Republic. Am I proud of him? Do fat dogs fa**? Go young Bobby, go!
Didn't get to take a DV, but thought you might get a laugh out of this one.
Hope you guys in the sweltering heat are managing to stay cool. Take care, and I'll see you tomorrow.
Trucker Bob blogged at 3:18 AM
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Morning folks. When I spoke to the owner of the Winnebago I was interested in last Thursday, I gave him my word that I would call Sunday evening to make an appointment to see it. He gave me his word that the advertised price was solid.
Well, guess what. When I called I was told that because there are soooo many people wanting to buy it, (BS!), that he couldn't let it go for that price. Now I don't care what he wants for it, he can keep it! You try to be straight up with people and they've just got to run a game on you. GRRR!
I'm going to look at one this morning, and I've got one other that I'm interested in, but any more shenanigans and I'm out of the market. You'd think that with one person buying, and one person selling, it would be simple.
Okay, that's enough whining. I've found over the years that the harder you look for something, the harder it is to find. Yet it seems when you stop looking it pops up, so if these two don't pan out I'll give it up for a while.
The weather was great here yesterday, but thankfully not as hot as parts of the US. Going to be a long summer if that keeps up.
As you can see I'm drilling a dry hole here, so I'll thank you for stopping by, and try to have something for tomorrow. Might have to come up with a DV. wink wink
Trucker Bob blogged at 3:08 AM
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Monday, July 17, 2006
Morning folks. Yesterday was such a great day here that I abandoned my search for the right RV and went to the beach instead. Started off with breakfast here:
Then a walk along the promenade:
Stopped and admired the latest addition to our waterfront, The Spirit Bear:
then spent some time watching the riders getting ready for the annual Tour De White Rock. This event has become an international affair with riders from across North America and Europe. I chatted with some riders from Michigan that make this race a part of their vacation.
With all the traveling I have done in my lifetime, with more to come, I have to admit that this is a beautiful place to live. I've been here for 40+ years and marvel at the blind luck that allowed me to raise the family here.
Finally, here is the DV of the day, or should I say week?