Saturday, August 26, 2006
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come togeder.
I come once-a-more
Two asses, they come togeder again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN
Thanks to Jude.
Watch what you say
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
Again thanks to Jude
Hiemlich ManeuverTwo men from Texas were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged.
One Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his hands and asked "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head "No." He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head "No."
With that he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her underwear and licked her ***. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the bit of hamburger that was stuck and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."
Trucker Bob blogged at 5:08 AM