Saturday, March 17, 2007

Aww, what the heck, let's have a few chuckles.

Classic Lines from Hollywood Squares.

If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

True or false. A pea can last as long as 5,000 years. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

What are the two things women should never do in bed with their husbands? Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

You've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries.

When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? Paul Lynde: Make him bark.

According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!

Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!

Oldies, but goodies. See ya later guys.

Trucker Bob blogged at 4:25 AM

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