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Saturday, November 03, 2007

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Britney Spears.

Q: Why don't cowboys make good lovers?
A: Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once every month?
A: Because it says on the box, "Good for up to 20 pounds."

Q. Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy and Penthouse?
A. It improves hand-eye coordination.

Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.

Hey, I hear the groans out there, whaddya want, they're free.

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